so I’m on the subway and I overhear these people and one yells “DAMN NIGGA GIVE ME THE MONEY” and another was like “I’LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT HERE BRUH YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT” and the other yelled “DAMN SON YOU KNOW HE SELLS THE BEST IN TOWN” and the first dude opens up a box and im thinking holy shit are they really about to do this right now and he reaches into the box and he pulls out fucking yugioh cards and they spend the rest of the ride trading cards and discussing deck types and I am just so done oh my god
you can’t spell analyze without anal
that’s why there’s homoerotic subtext everywhere
and you can rearrange the word subtext to make buttsex
i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
and i think they save the world or something right
I just-…I can’t right now. I’m crying guys.
‘THIS IS COULSON’ *picture of Nick Fury next to this*
Thor likes Shakespeare apparently…*gone*
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
I actually did that and it felt great.
my local news report did a report on pedophiles and this is the picture they useddoes it look familiar to anyone
HOLY FUCK THE LAUGHTER ISN’T STOPPING
my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star
she made….this with it.
CAN I PLEASE BRING THIS BACK PLEASE
OH MY GOD
i have this as my ringtone for whenever my brother calls
I HAD TO STOP THIS HALF WAY THROUGH BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD. OH MY GOD. THAT’S BRILLIANT.
HALP. IF I GET UP TO GO TO THE TOILET I WILL PEE MY PANTS.